La-la-la-la-la-AAAAUGH STOP USING TAPS
When the We-Say-So Corporation (company motto: "We know who you are and we know where you live. Why? Because we say so.") causes the next Ice Age, the only people who will survive will be college students, specifically those who live in the dorms. This is because in college dorms, students must be adapted to deal with instantaneous 100 degree changes in shower temperature.
Also the Russians might survive too.
posted by Paula @ 11:54 PM
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4 Comments:
(The monkey is on the branch.)
I like my women like I like my coffee - COVERED IN BEES!
"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."
You must have tea and coffee with the vicar, or you DIE!
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